I woke up this morning after a wine/champagne/vodka-filled Tuesday evening, scanned my phone and found to my relief no remnants of misspelled text messages or undesired conversations with undesired people. Phew! Right? Wrong.
It took a little while longer but I opened my Snapchat – for those of you who use this, my name is ‘kristengray’, send me pictures of things – and found out that I had indeed sent some messages last night. Photo messages. Now if that doesn’t sound unfortunate enough, I can’t view them today due to the nature of Snapchat. Ummm…
Did Snapchat just become the new drunk texting?
This is problematic. It’s easy enough to pass off drunk texting as a mistake. “It seriously was not me that texted you last night saying you had more perfecter boobies than Kate Upton. That was my friend playing around on my phone.” Ha ha, say goodbye to that excuse.
People already have this idea in their head that Snapchat was designed to be used to send dirty pictures (from what I hear, 90% of the time it’s not). Now what happens when we combine that with liquid courage? Some nasty ass drunk sexting, that’s what. This is definitely a worst case scenario of this app but I’m looking toward the future and seeing what may just be inevitable. Drunk usage must come to an end I tell you!
We should establish some guidelines, from me to you. I don’t want to receive 10 second long nudes. I don’t even want to receive 1 second long nudes. I dont want to see your face in a mirror because chances are, you have an iPhone 4 or 5 and you can use the selfie option like the rest of us. I don’t want to see a picture of you in bed, clothed or unclothed, unless it’s funny. I especially do not want to see a picture of you in bed with someone else, clothed or unclothed, unless they are a sewer monster and I get a chuckle out of it.
That being said, feel free to draw dicks all over your Snapchats. Get creative with it, maybe even draw a dick where the Canadian Parliament clocktower is (I’m totally going to do that)! I love creativity, I even reward creativity because I have a strong urge that makes me want to one-up your hilariousness.
Let the Snapchat competitions begin…
Side note: I have a lot of people giving me positive feedback about my sarcastic single girl blogs, but I don’t want to overdo it. If you have anything that you’d like to hear me blog about feel free to throw some ideas my way. I write them for me, but also for you. I want to make your every day better because I LOVE YOU. Yeah, you.
Enjoy the rest of your Wednesday!
KG